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Dear Diary,

Shhh.. don’t tell my husband but I’m in love with another man. His name is Pedro and he is simply amazing.

Pedro is every woman’s dream. He follows orders, he operates on a schedule, and he cleans up after himself (and the rest of the family too).

You see.. I save up what I call ‘funny money” and when I have enough, I go out and buy myself something killer. Being disgusted and fed up beyond belief with the pet hair in our home, I decided to do something about it.

iRobot Roomba 610

iRobot Roomba 610

Without further ado, I would like to introduce you to my man, Pedro.

He works 7 days a week.

He automatically starts each day with a happy little jingle at 12:01pm.

He never complains.

He looks great in red.

And he’s thorough.

I love him.

(PS. You can fall in love with your own Pedro here.)

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Jenny

Hi there! I'm Jenny, a coffee-addicted, busy-body, work at home mom of two insane boys age 11 & 6. I'm married to my best friend, obsessed with the Packers, and I love to cook, read, and design blogs (I'm kindof a geek). I love to hear from my readers so leave a comment below to join the conversation!

13 Responses to Dear Diary: I’m in Love With Another Man

  1. Maddie K says:

    I have a feeling if I got a Pedro my cat Hamlet would think it was a toy for him to play with!

  2. not2onry says:

    Well if he’s single, not taken he’s got my vote. I need Pedro, Pete, Toby and Keith too. WOW did I say that? Well someday I would love to have a roomba…and to think, he comes with rechargeables  !!  LOL

  3. JuneHarmonIsbel says:

    I NEED Pedro! He does everything I always thought a man should do! Thanks for letting me know I could find him on Amazon!
    Happy Holidays,
    June

  4. cdnsongbird says:

    Cute.  Nice to spend your funny money on something that benefits everyone! :)

  5. Michelle says:

    O.
    M.
    G.
    I need a ‘Pedro’ in my life PRONTO! One who LOVES pet hair like Pedro… one who just can’t get enough of it. He and I will be a perfect match! <3 And to top it all off… my husband will LOVE him!

    • Jenny says:

      Pedro works every single day, and each day his little bin is filled with black and white dog hair! And the filter is clogged with pet dander. I swear it almost makes me sick. :-/

  6. Yani says:

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  7. nan says:

    i would love a pedro for my house!

  8. Mo'Betta says:

    Can I steal your man? My hardwoods stay covered in dust, it’s crazy.

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