Shhh.. don’t tell my husband but I’m in love with another man. His name is Pedro and he is simply amazing.
Pedro is every woman’s dream. He follows orders, he operates on a schedule, and he cleans up after himself (and the rest of the family too).
You see.. I save up what I call ‘funny money” and when I have enough, I go out and buy myself something killer. Being disgusted and fed up beyond belief with the pet hair in our home, I decided to do something about it.
Without further ado, I would like to introduce you to my man, Pedro.
He works 7 days a week.
He automatically starts each day with a happy little jingle at 12:01pm.
He never complains.
He looks great in red.
And he’s thorough.
I love him.
(PS. You can fall in love with your own Pedro here.)